Okay, guys, who signed me up for that contest thing that really, really weird Ravenclaw dude is holding? I mean, I guess I'm flattered, but I'm in the adorable baby category! For adorable babies! Beautiful, smart, sweet, older girls would never want to g-g-g-g-go out with a baby, right?

AHH WHY DID I WRITE THAT?!

I THINK MY QUILL IS HAUNTED!!